Designed for those who romanticise the morning after the night before, this range captures the beauty hidden amongst the chaos. Crushed, contorted, and frozen in time, our ceramic beer can ornaments blur the line between what’s disposable and what deserves to be displayed. Part sculpture, part candle holder, part conversation piece - each can carries its own personality, shaped entirely by hand in that fleeting moment just before the clay sets for good.
Inspired by the aftermath of long nights spent with friends, overflowing ashtrays, cold lager, and stories you’ll only half remember, this collection transforms the familiar British beer can into something permanent, indulgent, and entirely us. Designed to sit proudly on your table, shelf, or beside the bed, whether holding a dinner candle or simply admired exactly as it is.
All our wares are handcrafted with care and packed with the sultry, cheeky touch you’ve come to expect from us. Here’s what you can expect:
Crafted with Love:
Each beer can is entirely hand-built from scratch in England before being carefully crushed, shaped, and sculpted by hand. Every piece is bisque fired, hand painted, glaze fired to 1200 degrees, then finished in a third and final firing with either 24-karat gold lustre or platinum silver detailing.
Gold-Touched Elegance:
Finished with luxurious 24-karat gold lustre & details alongside our signature cheeky decals inspired by the classic British beer cans we grew up surrounded by.
Unique as You Are:
No two cans are ever the same. Every dent, fold, and collapse happens by hand, making each ornament completely one-of-one. Featuring stubbed out cigarette.
More Than Meets The Eye:
Designed to function beautifully as both a sculptural ornament and dinner candle holder - equally at home amongst silverware, cigarettes, espresso cups, or the remnants of last night.
Eco-Friendly Packaging:
Delivered in our signature wax-sealed gift box with fully recyclable, eco-conscious packaging. Complimentary matchbook included - because details matter.
Details & Dimensions:
Handmade White Stoneware
Height: 18 CM | Width: 8 CM
Made in England
Care Instructions:
She’s hand-wash only, so treat her right. Just a gentle touch for your new favourite object.
Not quite rubbish. Not quite luxury. Somewhere beautifully in-between.
